拿你出气

刘畅

转眼就到了晚上，姚浩明看了看时间，拉着张小林就走出了寝室。

“这么急，干什么去？”张小林疑惑地问道。

“跟踪赵姗姗，如果我没判断错的话，今晚一定大有收获。”姚浩明神秘一笑，卖了一个关子。

十几分钟之后，姚浩明和张小林来到了女生宿舍楼下，找了一个地方躲藏起来。大约过去了一个小时，赵姗姗手拿着一根细塑料软管，走出了宿舍楼，她四处看了看后，朝东北方向走去。

在东北角一处破败不堪的围墙下，赵姗姗跪下朝四处拜了拜后，口含着塑料软管的一端，把塑料软管的另一端对着天空，就一动不动了。诡异的是，赵姗姗圆滚滚的肚子竟然在慢慢缩小。

“又是障眼法。”姚浩明冷笑一声，掏出事先准备好的柳树叶，粘在自己和张小林的眼皮上，并解释道，“柳树叶有驱鬼的作用，粘在眼皮上，能让我们的双眼看到平时看不到的一些东西。”

当姚浩明和张小林睁开眼睛再次朝赵姗姗看去后，他们看到的却是另外的一幕——一根淌着肮脏黏液的黑管子，一头插进赵姗姗的肚子里，另一头被一个很瘦的吊死鬼含在口中。让张小林大吃一惊的是，这个吊死鬼竟然就是刘畅！

这回，这个吊死鬼是在吸气，随着赵姗姗肚子里的气体一点儿一点儿被吸走，她的肚子开始恢复正常。与此相反，因为吸了气的缘故，刘畅的肚子却在一点儿一点儿变大。

“一个飞到天上的人，居然毫发无损地活着回来了，因此，我早就断定刘畅是个鬼了。再说，刘畅是个胆小懦弱的人，成天被人欺负受了不少气，我估计，就是在这种情况下，刘畅才在一气之下上吊自杀，把自己变成了一个鬼。”

姚浩明继续小声说道， “经过调查我还发现，做了鬼后，刘畅每隔两天就会因为生气而导致身体膨胀。他极需要出气，不然，就会被胀死。出气的方法有两种，一种就是在自己的身上戳出无数个小洞，让气体排出去，上次刘畅就是选择的这种方法：另一种方法就是去害人，把气体直接注入到别人体内。从鬼的天性来看，刘畅自然更爱选择害人这种排气方法。另外，膨胀后的刘畅因为脸变了形，自然我们就认不出他来了。”

“那这次刘畅为什么要帮助赵姗姗把肚子里的气体排出？”张小林不解地问道。

“昨夜刘畅借害你来排气没有成功，就连夜把体内剩下的气体排到赵姗姗的肚子里。”姚浩明说道， “这次把赵姗姗肚子里的气体吸走，我怀疑就是刘畅在迷惑我们，想把我们怀疑的焦点移到赵姗姗身上……”

说到这里，姚浩明见赵姗姗的肚子已经恢复得差不多了，连忙扯下了自己和张小林眼皮上的柳树叶。

“走，我们装作什么都不知道的样子，去责问赵姗姗。”姚浩明朝张小林一使眼色，二人就从躲藏处跑了出来。

尾声

“真没想到，赵姗姗，原来这一切都是你捣的鬼。”姚浩明冷笑一声，对赵姗姗说道， “现在是我们亲眼所见。看你怎么解释。”

“我中午睡午觉时，做了一个怪梦。有一个鬼托梦对我说，它是一个好鬼，我只要在晚上来到这里，口含着塑料软管对着空中，肚子里的气体就会排出。”赵姗姗急了，一个劲儿地解释道， “我说的是真的，你们可不要乱想。”

“哼，我们不是小孩子，想骗我们，门儿都没有！”张小林配合着姚浩明，冷嘲热讽一番后，就和姚浩明扬长而去。

“接下来我们怎么办？”回到寝室，张小林问道。

“再过一天，刘畅又会找人出气，到时，你故意激怒我，让我生气，我自有办法对付刘畅。”姚浩明微微一笑，向张小林说出了自己的想法。

这一天很快就来到了，当晚，按照约定，张小林找了一个理由和姚浩明争吵。姚浩明气坏了，往床上一躺，再也不和张小林说话了。

夜越来越深，睡梦中的姚浩明，肚子开始逐渐变大起来。张小林一见，连忙从枕头下摸出一根粗木棒，几步跑到姚浩明面前，对着姚浩明的肚子就狠狠地砸了下去。

“咚”的一声，木棒砸在姚浩明的肚子上，只听“扑哧”一声，姚浩明的肚子瘪了下去。与此同时，一个口含着黑管子的吊死鬼出现在了姚浩明的身旁，黑管子的另一头仍然插在姚浩明的肚子上。

吊死鬼还没反应过来是怎么回事时，突然双手一捂嗓子，剧烈地咳嗽起来。

“我好难受，体内像是被火烧着了一样，你们到底做了什么？”吊死鬼惊恐地看着张小林，问道。

“我在肚子前放了一个用猪肚子做成的口袋，并在口袋里放置了朱砂和桃木灰的混合物。也就是说，你并没有把气注入到我的体内，而是注入到了这个猪肚子里，并和里面的朱砂、桃木灰混合在了一起。”

姚浩明一睁眼，跳下床对吊死鬼说道： “张小林那一棍，把猪肚子里的气体又砸回到你的身体里。想想看，刘畅，你身体里有那么多的朱砂和桃木灰，你还能活吗？”

“我上当了！”刘畅惨叫一声，伴随着“轰”地一声响，一团火在刘畅的体内炸开了。

“嘿嘿，这下没鬼和我竞争了，我肚子里的气体总算可以找人排出了。”张小林抚摸着鼓鼓的肚子，得意地笑着说道。

“你、你什么意思？”姚浩明吓得心里“咯噔”一下，意识到了什么，紧张地问道。

“我的体内还残留着一部分刘畅体内的鬼气，经过这几天的运转，这股鬼气已经和我合成一体了，你说我还能活吗？”张小林阴笑着问道。

姚浩明一听，吓得双腿一软，整个人瘫倒在了床上……

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