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这时小倩见到我的行动，立即停止了对师父的攻击，她像蚂蚱一样跳起来，如蜘蛛一般倒挂在房顶上，然后向我猛扑下来。

我几乎带着哭音喊道：“师父救命啊！”

师父却并不管我，而是跑到门口，在李向北的口袋里乱翻着什么。

见到这情景，我这次真的哭了，哭喊道：“师父，我尿不出来……”

这时小倩已经将我扑倒在地，张嘴就要咬我的脖子。我一伸手，她那尖锐的牙齿就咬在了我的胳膊上，顿时我觉得下身一热，心想：坏了，尿裤子了。

小倩松开口，又向我的脖子咬来。我眼前一黑，就什么也不知道了。等我醒过来的时候，小倩躺在地上。后脑粘着一张纸符。

师父说：“快把他的骨灰撒到地上。”

我低头一看，地上都是我的尿。我急忙照做。

顿时这骨灰就溶解了，变成了一滩黑泥。小倩倒在一边的身体，抽搐了一下，就不动了。

我埋怨师父说：“为什么不早说，刚刚她上楼之前，就应该让我往里面撒尿的，干嘛非要等到她上来。”

师父说：“你个胆小鬼，如果厉鬼附身，必须当着厉鬼的面撒尿，不然，厉鬼魂飞魄散，被附身的那个人也会跟着死掉！”

“死掉？”我突然想到了小倩，“师父，小倩没事吧？”

师父叹口气说：“没事，她只是晕了过去。这五毒灵符对人伤害很大，本是不得已的时候才可以用的。现在小倩恐怕已经中毒，你赶快叫救护车吧。”

不一会儿，救护车就来了，拉走了李向北与小倩。

警察也闻讯而来。他们见到这情景，相互耳语了一番，就没有再做更多的盘问。这令我们很是惊奇。

第二天，电视里播出了警察查抄黄大贵赌场的消息，据说查获赌资竟达一个亿，同时还起获了20公斤的海洛因。黄大贵这次是必死无疑了。我听了这消息，反而不太高兴，我说：“师父，咱们剩下的20万泡汤了。”

师父说：“你就知足吧，就怕他给了你，你也没命花。”

几天后，小倩与李向北就都相继出院了。他们登门对我们进行感谢。师父说：“行了，摘下你的假发吧！别装了，李向南警官。”

李向南摘下了假发，露出了他的光头，笑着说：“我可不是故意骗您，而是为了躲这些黑帮的追杀。这是我上司为了保护我，而想出的办法。其实我真有一个孪生兄弟，他为了配合我，这些日子躲了起来，而我装成了他的样子。”

我问：“那小倩呢？真是鬼上身吗？”

李向南说：“当然是，我早就知道是黄大贵背后捣鬼，只不过不能直接告诉你们，如果我说了，你们就该不帮我了，呵呵。其实一开始我也并不信鬼神这些东西，但最后我还是相信了，这还要多感谢您啊，季师傅！”

师父露出了不解的表情问：“为什么？”

“因为您的儿子一直在黄大贵的手下。”

师父的脸上露出了既愤怒又尴尬的表情。

李向南说：“您别误会，他在警校时候的事情，是我们安排的。我们故意让他与教官吵了一架，然后安排他去黄大贵那边当卧底。这次破案没有他提供的情报，我们绝不可能把他们一网打尽。”

师父若有所悟地点了点头说：“怪不得他刚被开除的时候，我算出的卦象那么怪异。当时我没看懂这个卦象，但是因为我看到结局还不错，所以才没有出手干预。要不然我非打死他不可。”

李警官点了一根烟说：“如果季师傅不精通这些法术，使得小季从小耳濡目染，他就不可能一眼看出小倩的问题。是小季让我来找季师傅的。他说您一定会出手帮助的，哦对了，我忘记说了，小季是我的警校同学，我们关系铁得很。”

师父鼻子里“哼”地一声，说：“那你给我的那个名片，上面的电话就是他的吧？我就说这声音怎么那么耳熟呢！还故意拿捏着说话，那个臭小子，居然联合外人骗老子！”

我说：“师父，您算卦那么准，为什么算出不来呢？”

师父支吾地说：“这你都不懂，你不是说有一个叫什么测不准原理的嘛！”

等李警官走后，我问师傅：“那您帮我算算，我和小倩有没有缘分啊？”

师父神秘地笑笑说：“测不准，测不准……”

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